Naar hoofdinhoud
Lanceert 10–16 mei 2027
Deze launch is goedgekeurd en ingepland. De pagina en de dofollow backlink staan nu al live. Hij sluit aan bij de wekelijkse drop in zijn launch-week.
Directory Dash
A free browser game where your startup gets rejected by fake directories, just like launch week
Over Directory Dash
Founders know the drill: submit to a directory, wait, get a form-letter rejection, resubmit somewhere else. Directory Dash turns that into a Geometry Dash-style one-button rage game - you dash through fictional directories (fake names, real pain), dodging captchas, 1-star reviews, and "$9,999 expedited review" upsells. Dying and reading the snarky rejection messages is the point; finishing clean feels like a miracle. Every run produces a permalinked result card you can share, and a spot on the Most Rejected Startups leaderboard. It's free, no account required. It's made by Blastra, an AI tool that actually submits real products to real directories - the game is the joke version of the problem Blastra solves for real.
